I know this is probably pretty lame that I know this but, have you ever seen ICarly on Nickelodeon? They totally make these all the time on that show! That's pretty sick he is actually eating them though!
All I can say is I was at work!! I remove myself completely from this meal. I had nothing at all to do with it except suggest Dad could make Mexican food or spaghetti with the hamburger I put in the fridge to thaw. He happened to choose both!